A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved hi
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 一个男人对他的朋友说:“我动了一次手术,手术后医生
1. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤
老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:汤姆是玛丽。 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。 过了一会儿,小明
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often,but he never took his son,Tom,because he was too young. Then when Tom had his eighteenth birt
Its funny because cats dont wear diapers, yeah. 很有趣,因为猫不穿尿布,是的。 Hey, everyone. Im Alex. 大家好。我是艾利克斯。 Thanks for clicking, and welcome to this lesson on 5 Types of Jokes . 感谢您的收看,
众所周知,学英语的过程中,必不可少的一个步骤就是看英美剧。但是看了那么多部,尤其是美剧,比如《老友记》等,别人一直在捧腹大笑,你是不是总是却丈二摸不着头脑呢?可能
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 维尔和比尔在争持,谁的爸爸是更健壮的一个。 Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My fathers the one who dug the hole for it. 维尔说:你知道
英国人有他们共同的英式幽默,他们撒播的英语冷笑话让人会心一笑,今日,小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话,希望大家能开心开心,一同来看看吧! 一、 The
英国人有他们独特的英式诙谐,他们撒播的英语笑话让人会心一笑,今天,小编给同学们搜集、整理了几则特别风趣的英语笑话,期望大家能高兴高兴,一同来看看吧! Essay Teacher had
What tense? 什么时态 An English teacher asked the students,What tense is it when I sayI'm pretty The students answered,Past tense. 英语老师问学生:当我说我很漂亮 '的时分,是什么时态? 学生们回答:过去时
春节倒计时啦,亲朋聊地利想要调理气氛,何不来两句让人忍俊不禁的英语笑话呢? 而在英语学习中,一些小故事、小笑话也能协助咱们在提高兴趣。今日咱们就一起来看看几则英语笑
今天突然想起来了我在学生时代听到的几则英语笑话,之所以称为老笑话,是因为我已经离开校园很多年了。 (现在我们讲笑话都用小明,我也只有对不住小明晰,嘿嘿) 笑话1:小明